- words of a sleep-deprived bibliophile (via scripturientintrovert)
are straight boys obligated to touch the top of every door frame??
We do it as an act of cleansing for the times our hands accidentally brush against our bros’ hands
i think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me
you think you’re cool but you’re just room temperature
i hate when i lose things at school like my pencils and papers and life ambitions
200% sure that all of my friend have secret meetings where they just talk about how annoying I am